Seniors have managed to fashion a social life that is less hectic than the younger version, but still provides necessary human contact.
A lady of 85 was a house guest of her daughter. Soon the man next door, age 90, called to ask her for a date. Perplexed, the senior lady asked her daughter who verified the good character of the neighboring senior.
They went out, and on their return the mother was very upset. When asked the reason the mother said, “I had to slap his face three times.” “Did he get fresh?” asked the daughter. “No, I thought he had died,” the 85 year old mother replied.
In a nursing home an elderly man in order to appear younger always dressed in a suit and tie. One day he was discussing his age in general terms with a lady resident, and she claimed she could guess it exactly. They made a bet. She asked him to turn his back and then to pull down his trousers and drawers.. She then asked him to turn around and to face her. After a minute she exclaimed, “You’re 84.” He asked her how she could guess so accurately, and she replied, “You told me yesterday.”
Observation: Senior men with failing memory are helpless around predatory senior woman.
Tags: aging gracefully, humor, jokes, joyful aging, laugh for health, laughter, senior humor, senior laughter, Senior Life Enrichment
May 5, 2010 at 11:31 pm
What a fun Ha Ha Ha ha. . .