Archive for the ‘Small Talk For All’ Category

DELAYED GRATIFICATION

October 22, 2011

The concept of delayed gratification seems to get a lot of media coverage in the early 21st Century.  It merely means to postpone a fervently desired goal until a more suitable time.

The early lives of humans abound with examples.  When at the age of five I wanted a cookie about 4 PM my mother often counseled, “Wait, or it will spoil your supper.”  Of course, it will, and the same irregular eating hours unfortunately apply in the senior years.

In the sixteenth century the Dutch philosopher Erasmus in his  book “On Civility in Boys” taught boys how to become men by learning to control their appetites, delay their gratifications,  and consider the sensibilities of others.  The book was a best seller for two centuries. (Wall Street Journal, page C7, October 1 & 2, 2011.)  Almost  everyone acknowledges that not delaying gratification can bring unwelcome consequences ranging from the minor to the gigantic.  Nations that finance projects by borrowing unduly from the future risk bankruptcy, social unrest and maybe even revolution.

Apparently all nations now are guilty, but Greece stands out.  Travelers to that country say the government provides many amenities  The voters have become addicted to the many unsustainable benefits and naturally resist, often violently, giving them up.

Ancient Greece provided the model for democratic government.  It is ironic that the modern heirs refuse to delay gratification that enables the best from of government to endure.

COMPUTER BLUES

August 19, 2011

Following numerous warning signals, my computer hard drive finally yielded to years of wear and tear and maybe mismanagement.

Its weakened state invited an impertinent virus which shamelessly asked “Do you want to delete or save to a virus?”  Save to a virus?  The harassed computer operator felt that this unwelcome choice was not debatable, and he expressed his ire with a thorough deletion.  Feeding and nurturing computerviruses must come to a stop!

Just as viruses invade a frail human body,  a computer virus seeks refuge in a weakened cyber mechanism. The distraught operator has two choices:  either buy a new computer or bid farewell to sending electronic impulses through the ether.

In spite of whining and complaining, most humans opt for continued computer use knowing that the frustrations associated with this unfathomable tool will continue with no end in sight.

BURNING BRIGHT

August 17, 2011

Although unrelated, the flaming candles in the recent Jane Eyre movie called to mind “The Tiger,” the poem by William Blake who wrote “Tiger, tiger burning bright etc.”

The flaming candles on display in the movie based on the novel by Charlotte Bronte may suggest a new poem i.e. “Candle, candle burning bright.”

To the viewer the candles looked more fiery than normal.  Earlier they burned only drapery in the living room.  Later they destroyed a substantial part of the Rochester mansion.  Eventually he emerges alive but blind to spend his final days pampered by Jane’s love.

Both works employ fire.  “Tiger” is a work of just six stanzas.  Bronte uses fire twice in her noteworthy novel to start and grow a relationship with the older Mr. Rochester.  According to a critic, Bronte shocked her contemporaries by depicting women loving instead of being loved as the Victorian tradition demanded.  That love had been passive rather than assertive.

Despite the first paragraph there is as tenuous connection between Blake and Bronte.  Both lived the same eleven years on earth.  Bronte was born in 1816 and Blake died in 1827.

A SNOW STORY

February 19, 2011

In a winter sometime between 1937 and 1940 two snow-covered men of early middle age knocked on the door of the farm home where I lived with my parents and younger sister.  They said their car was stalled in drifts on the state highway in front of our farm and asked for shelter until the storm abated.  They were employees of an organization active in agriculture.  My father acceded to their request since we had an unoccupied bedroom and enough space to avoid crowding.

 Their arrival certainly changed our family routine for a couple days.  We spent the time telling about ourselves and speculating if we happened to know the same people in the area.  This happened so long ago that few memories of the encounter remain.  Those that do are pleasant and were the cause of laughter in the immediately ensuing years when details of the visit were still fresh.   Fairness demands that I say that these two genial guys probably commented and laughed about these middle-aged parents and their barely teenage children.

 It is doubtful if such an encounter would take place today.  For one thing,  snow removal is faster and more effective, and distrust of strangers is common.   

 These unsolicited guests remind me of the hilarious 1942 movie, The Man Who Came to Dinner” with Monty  Woolley, Ann Sheridan and Jimmy Durante.   The major details are quite different as Woolley was an invited guest who broke a hip and recuperated in the host’s house.  The reader is asked to excuse this paragraph, a departure from the snowy theme, but fits the subject of house guests.

TRANSLATING HUMOR

November 3, 2010

Translating a joke into English is a challenge for the normal student of Spanish or other foreign languages.  To comprehend subtle humor one needs to understand the nuances of the language which include slang, neologisms and colloquial expressions. Word for word transslation usually does not work since it often results in nonsense.  In short, we must translate the “sense” of the phrase.

Here are some jokes from, “About Politics and Worse Things,” a clipping from an unidentified Spanish language newspaper. The want of humor may be due to its lack in the original or, more likely, to poor translation.

 It’s Old Age

You know you are getting old when you wake up in the morning feeling the effects of the previous night, and then suddenly realize that you did absolutely nothing.

 It’s The Size

A timid, but fervent suitor tells his girlfriend “Rosibel, I carry your image here in my brain.”  Rosibel replies “Ah, you make me feel so small.”

It’s The Sass

 Look, Manolito,” the mother said severely to her son, “Don’t talk back to me when your father is here.  It will give him a bad example.”

 

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DEPRESSING TELEVISION

October 8, 2010

”An hour in front of a TV is an hour of your life lost.”  A German named Horst spoke these melancholic words September 11, 2010 on www.hereiwalk, a website created by an American couple, Sarah and Andrew Wilson, who in September and October 2010 are retracing the steps of Martin Luther’s trek from Erfurt, Germany to Rome in 1515.  Many agree with this assessment, especially educators and parents.

Nevertheless, prolonged TV watching has even more consequences according to Emily Mann, www.Rodale.com, May 6, 2010 on Yahoo.com September 8, 2010.  This popular medium not only promotes obesity, but can lead to depression!

Furthermore, a study showed that even 30 minutes of exercise after two hours of TV viewing do little to reduce the associated anxiety and depression.  Where are the endorphins which the brain secretes during vigorous exercise and which normally promote a feeling of well-being?  What happened to them? There are no clear answers.  Obviously, if this turns out of be a large problem, more research is needed.  So far it is not a major issue.

But television is not defenseless.  It renders useful information, training and entertainment.  Its problem is that much of its programming is basically mindless and stimulates neither body nor brain

What Do You Say To…..?

August 21, 2010

Everyone encounters situations that call for comment, but the mind is helpless for words.   Somewhere in the dim reaches of my mind lingers the ancient question which calls for an answer:  “What do you say to a naked lady? 

Recently while pondering a suitable response and unable to find one using more imagination than “Put some clothes on,”   I happily remembered an old Internet joke that solved the problem, i.e., pretend that the lady is a man, as in the following example: 

A  plumber was training his son in the fine points of the business.  He pointed out how quick thinking and tact could extricate him from an embarrassing situation while on the job.   He recounted this example of the previous day.

A hotel called the father to fix a drainage problem in the bath of one of the rooms.  After finishing,  and on his way out,  he mistakenly entered another bath and found a lady soaking in the tub.  The unflustered father said “Good morning, Sir.”

Vowing to keep that in mind,  the impressed son was called the next day to the  honeymoon suite in another hotel.   Unfortunately,  upon entering,  he found the newlyweds still in bed.  With his inherited composure he cheerfully said “Good morning, gentlemen” and with his toolbox went straight to the bathroom.


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